Ok, I'll just tell you:

The pipe by the entrance is a shortcut to Redd's boat OR a shortcut to Croque's house.

Redd is selling common painting (always real) and three fakes, serene, solemn, & jolly.

Croque is crafting a deer scare DIY.

The twins are buying turnips at 327. I have night owl ordinance, so this price is good until 11 pm Eastern time.

While on my island, feel free to shop, explore, shake trees, and pick veggies. There are also a handful of spare DIY by the entrance. Please remember to exit through the airport.

If the post flair isn't closed, the gate is open! I might be active in-game but if I'm away from my switch, I'll just be sitting by the visitor's center.

🦤 🦤

Edit 1: updated the crafting/cooking villager.

Edit 2: only jolly painting is still for sale.

Edit 3: closed