I started on this journey about a year ago to make better habits for myself and test the differences for myself... And wow, the changes are almost supernatural. I'm not one to believe in higher powers, but everything that's been happening has to make sense in some way.

After 30 days, I started telling everybody around me about what I'm doing, and JUST LIKE THAT, suddenly all the women in my life disappeared!! It's as if God himself pushed away all temptations in my life. It was so difficult to abstain and remain true while all of these women wanted to have sex with me, but no more. It was a huge advantage to retaining myself.

After 60 days, my senses began to shift. I was able to hear conversations through walls, and feel things that other people could not. I remember shortly after this mark, I heard an old lady getting mugged a few blocks away, and ran to her aid. I was able to stop the aggressor and tell him my strength was not to be messed with because of my dedication to nofap... He ran away in terror.

After 6 months, I noticed I was able to maintain a near superhuman sense of peace and sustainability. My family even noticed my dedication with their remarks of "when are you going to get a gf? It's been awhile..." And "you're still doing that dumb religious fanatic shit?". Despite their concerns, I kept it pushing. I was nearly able to levitate from the energy i was harnessing.

After a year, I noticed I had simply evolved beyond basic human composure. My posture was fixed entirely. I had an almost Buddha quality to me. People came to me with all types of questions, concerns, and wishes, all of which I was able to grant with the snap of my fingers. I haven't talked to a woman in nearly a year, but it's truly a blessing to keep me on this righteous path. My family pushed me away and told me they lost hope in ever having grandchildren, and to them I say, even Jesus was betrayed by his family. Who are they to judge what they do not know?

Who cares if "science" hasn't made any conclusive findings on this path.. to them I say, go celibate and abstain and see the results for yourself. I was recently contacted by the president himself to study me and was even told I was put on something called a "watch list". I guess it's all finally paid off... But it's never been easy.

Boys, if you truly want all of these lifechanging qualities, make it a year and don't say I never told you so... I'm on track to become the strongest, most composed person in the world... All because of r/nofap. Thank me later.