#1 Zebulon Vermillion (Round 10, pick 299)

This man deserves a call-up based on his name alone. I don't care if it's one game. We need more TNG-ass names in the majors.

#2 Nick Morabito (QO Compensation Round, pick 75)

It reminds me of jibaritos, and now I'm hungry.

#3 Jett Williams (Round 1, pick 14)

Once you're a Jett Met you're a Jett Met for life!

#4 Blade Tidwell (Round 2, pick 52)

C'mon, dude's name is Blade. If he doesn't come out to the theme to the new Blade movie it's a huge missed opportunity.

#5 Brandon Sproat (Round 3, pick 90)

Sproat the Throat! I'm not sorry

#6 Connor Brandon (Round 17, pick 509)

Soon enough, Nimmo could have another reason to say Let's Go Brandon. (yes this poor guy is this high solely to make that joke, I'm assume Connor Brandon is a lovely person irl)

#7 Jackson Jaha (Round 15, pick 449)

It's so much funnier when you pronounce it Yaha.

#8 Jacob Reimer (Round 4, pick 119)

John Jacob Jacob Reimer-Schmidt, his name is my name toooooooooo

#9 Kevin Parada (round 1, pick 11)

I have to acknowledge this man simply because of how much he can pull.

#10 Dylan Tebrake (Round 8, pick 239)

Boss, boss! Tebrake, Tebrake!

Everyone else, get cooler names /s