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I’m in town in New Braunfels through likely Wednesday or Thursday of this week working in the area and housesitting for a friend who is flying out of town. I cannot host because no visitors are allowed over here while I housesit.

If you were still with me on this. Here we go… Read on… First of all, my profile has some pictures on it and some other post that I’ve done another groups if you would like to check those out but here’s the main jest:

Please read all the below before randomly DM’ing me. I am a 45-year-old single male, but I’m not your average single horny guy on here just looking to bang anything that moves. Now that that’s all that part is out-of-the-way. Let’s continue…

The biggest insult you could give me is to call me average. 😂 but im a Sigma Male so your insult would be dismissed anyway. You’re not hurting a scarred lone wolf personality over here. lol.

Tall glass of handsome (6’ 5”), Safe and Protective, Also snipped (vasectomy) and tested “baby free”, ironically, I kind of have a breeding kink now that I have a vasectomy and I’m permanently sterilized and I know that may sound weird but to some of you kinksters on here, I guess it’s not weird at all. Maybe a little ironic how and when that all came to be... lol

Fun/Funny to most and also Sex & Kink Positive

Clean and Shaved in all of the right areas

Cannot Host most times unless mutual location but will travel to Your Location or I’m down for springing for a hotel/motel in most cases too, if we vibe. Hotel fun is so much fun for me for some reason (might sound weird but it’s my jam…)

Overnight Availability, I own my own business and can work from wherever

Heterosexual (M4F) but starting to be more exploratory with couples and can play bi in a MF or Group situation if that’s desired.

M/F, 3rd for 3some in a MF partnership, or Group Play interests mainly.

I am Experienced in Threesomes and one on one as well as Couples. Very comfortable being naked in front of men so that is not an issue.

I also do filming and am a video producer by day, Among many other things… 😉😜

Yes, I would love to film you or have you film me and make private video treasures together. LFG!

I enjoy deep intelligent conversations. I am also Emotionally intelligent/evolved, especially for a male, and pretty darn smart about a lot of things which might be stimulation for those of you who are sapiosexuals in nature. (just ask me about metaphysics sometime…)

Legal 420 Friendly but otherwise Drug and Disease Free and tested regularly. And unlike most men, I’ll be honest that I think that safe sex is very sexy and I actually like watching festive condoms do their thing on a nice penis, including my own.

So… Gangster recognizes gangster, Real recognizes Real, Game recognizes Game. That goes for every gender, even if you don’t identify as a gender, I don’t care, it goes for you too.

And if you were looking for someone who has stamina and prioritizes sexual health, deep emotional connections, and even great aftercare, We can probably be good friends. Heck, maybe better than good friends. IDK

The rules pretty basic and simple: no drama, and no games. I don’t need your nudes. I don’t care how big your dick is, just be cool.

I am not interested in any Only Fans starlets, sugar baby’s, or otherwise: gold diggers. Oh, and ladies, let me make this clear, I may be successful, but I am not a BTC ATM, or an iTunes gift card store, or a bank or lending institution of any kind; If you were looking for financial support, let’s keep that shit scrolling. Find another guy who is desperate for love who will support you financially.

I am not being overly confident or chauvinistic, but I know my worth and I know that I’m a prize.

So if you’re looking for a great opportunity for some great sex play and a funny, confident, and genuine personality, I hope you will hit my DM’s. They’re wide open. You’re welcome.

Oh, I have had a few people on here tell me that “we don’t vibe” or that they are otherwise not interested in me and that’s cool because I’m certainly not everybody’s cup of tea. Only unique and genuine people need apply for this ride. And I’m not interested in everybody either.

So, If that’s you, and I’m not your type, Then I humbly wish you Good luck in finding what you’re looking for. And for goodness sake, please don’t think that you’re hurting my feelings or that I would get upset because of that. We’re passed all that BS already. You can’t keep a good man down anyway. At least not this one. And quite frankly, I couldn’t care less. As I’ve heard it said many times, “you do you”. I’m going to be just fine over here.

But…. If you’ve never experienced solid, mind blowing multiple orgasms in a row to the point where you can’t stop having orgasms, I’m happy to show you how all that works and even give you a gift (a sex toy that you’ve likely never seen before) 😉 to remember me by.

Come on now, I know you’re asking yourself “What guy out there does something like that? Multiple Orgasms and even a gift to go with them?” IKR? CRAZY… LOL. WELL, it is really hard to “laugh out loud” when you are in the middle of an amazing orgasm, but I have seen stranger things happen with and without clothes on before. You’re in good hands over here with a great lover.

Gentlemen, even you horny, single guys who are still reading this, this part for you. I have a “male orgasm hack” that I believe is a secret of sorts that I can tell you about to help you have more amazing orgasms/ejaculations like you’ve never felt before that is simple and easy to do. Happy to teach this little trick or hack to you if you DM me if that piques your interest. But if you don’t want an amazing orgasm like the one that your partner is going to have, if you have a partner, that’s fine too. The offer is there and don’t say I didn’t offer that to you, gentlemen. If you can’t tell the theme here, I’m a bit of a Pleasure Dom and all about making memories and having amazing sensual experiences for everybody involved.

Last thing to consider. Yea, I am a single guy but certainly above average I would dare say, and I’m not telling you anything in code to size queens. Most men on here are just "trolling for booty" like a horny teenager. I am far past that. If you give me the opportunity, you are in store for more than you likely expected from a vast sea of all these horny men. But that's your choice, and this guy over here will respect your decision, no matter what you choose to do. Yup. I will.

Alright, peace out peeps! I hope that you all rock your brains out tonight or in the morning and whenever the mood hits you and let’s all have some great sex. Thanks for playing along with me on this post. That makes you extra special.

And Hey, YOU, reading this post: We may not know each other yet but: have the best day evaaaaa and know that you are loved and that you matter, and that you count for something. Now that even goes for you sea of horny single guys who stopped reading this post a few minutes ago… 🤦‍♂️ Thanks for playing along if you made it this far. I know it was a lot to read, but I’ve authored over 10 books of my own so far so… 🤫🫨😬😳🥵🤔👊✌️