I routinely introduce Twisted Pair to any new friends I make and it's always interesting to hear people's interpretations. My most recent group came up with the wildest and possibly most accurate interpretation: Neil Breen's movies are just his sexual fantasies.

Before you dismiss this as just the opinions of some drunk college students, I implore you to hear me out. 1, we were sober. 2, we have some good evidence.

The painfully slow movement of every scene, as well as the awful acting, is very reminiscent of videos like "Lemon Stealing Whores."

What's with the sensual moaning of those three guys who are tied up and being tortured?

The scene where Cade "breaks into" his girlfriend's house? Don't tell me that's not some kinky stuff right there.

The women are all so scantily clad and for no reason.

Go ahead, rewatch the movies looking for kink content and you'll find it everywhere.