35 M4R Step right up do I have a deal for you at Rent-A-Friend!

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PotatoChipYahtzee is a male age 35 looking for a redditor

Post Body

Here it is the deal of a lifetime. Rent-A-Friend offers slightly used friend to converse with about details no matter how mundane or existential.*

This friend comes with minimal baggage, a vibrant sense of humor, and built in GPS.

Not satisfied yet? Let Rent-A-Friend Sweeten the deal! Guaranteed ghost free experience is guaranteed to leave you satisfied for all your friendship wants and needs!

Ok. Ok. I can tell you're quite frugal in your search for a friend. Rent-A-Friend will throw in unlimited witty banter, nerdy facts, and all you can view corgi booty pictures.

PM or DM Now to see if you qualify for Rent-A-Friend today!

*No purchase necessary. Must be 18 or over to qualify. Rent-A-Friend is not responsible for sore stomach from laughing, loss of sleep, or accidental caught feelings.

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Account Strength

50%

Account Age

2 years

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Yes

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133

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Profile updated: 2 days ago

Posts updated: 1 year ago

PotatoChipYahtzee

8% NSFW

Subreddit

r/Needafriend

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a male

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a Redditor

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Posted: 2 years ago
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