Im a big fucking nerd. I like squishy thighed ladies and naps. And if im offered a nap by a squishy thighed lady she's pretty much my wife. On the spot.

My life. Its been marked by adventure. Failure. And everything in between. Im annoying in so far as I don't seem to be able to quit which seems so fuckinf cool. To just be able to stop when things get rough? Thats insane. Perseverance is for chumps.

My friend told me something today that annoyed me. That im funny. But funnier in a group setting. I don't recall the why that annoyed me only that it did.

My intentions here are boring in so far as they're simple.

I want to find a partner to join me for all manner of adventures. Someone my age or close by to join me in life. Lifting each other up, holding each other accountable. Encouraging growth and that sweet sweet stuff you can achieve when you have mindful positivity shoved up your butt by someone that tries. A rival. A friend. Someone I wouldn't mind hugging. In theory.

In practice I seem to only receive messages from people a minimum of 4 digits away from me. Amazing. I know.