Trying to make friends, I just want a best bud who smokes/vapes/whatever. Actually read my post and if you message me, tell me what we have in common, thanks. I’m not going to respond to just “hi”. I have so much to respond to here, put effort into it. 💜

Some random facts about me: I am a stoner. Drip coffee kills my stomach. I haven't seen my best friend in like 15 years and man, that hurts just to type. I love nature, but not in a I like to go hiking way. I’m an artist. I drive a Honda Civic. My dog’s name is Sally, after Lay Down Sally by Eric Clapton. I don’t like bananas.

I just turned 40 last week, which feels pretty crazy. Growing up is weird! What's even crazier to me is I just broke up with my boyfriend and right before that, I moved back in with my parents! How did I get here? (I'll tell you later.)

red flags (mine):
🚩 I'm going through a lot right now.
🦸🏻‍♀️ Thor: Ragnarok is probably a top 10 movie for me. 

green flags (also mine):
💚 I love the Simpsons.
🤮 I'm childfree.
🌵 I’m cultured.

red flags (yours):
📈 You're younger than 35 or older than 45.
🦸🏻‍♂️ You're boring.

green flags (yours):
🐲 You've done the extended editions LOTR marathon.
🍀 You're kind and genuine.
🧌 You are a good conversationalist.

🧊 Some custom designed free icebreakers for you to use: 🧊
🗣️ I love Talking Heads. The ultimate workout is do everything David Byrne does in Stop Making Sense until you die about 2 minutes into Making Flippy Floppy.
🎸 I love Billy Strings. He’s my newest musical obsession. Dude's insane! Someone on YouTube said "giving Billy Strings an electric guitar is like giving Mike Tyson a baseball bat" and I love that.
🎵 I love music in general. It’s really important to me. I would say my tastes are varying and esoteric. I don’t really like any single genre over another. My fave is Sufjan Stevens.
🖼️ I love museums. Art is everything. I would say the most awe inspiring museum I’ve been to is the Cairo Museum. It’s crazy, they just have artifacts everywhere, at the time most wasn’t even behind glass, it was incredible. Yes, I got to see King Tut, that was humbling.
🦇 I love What We Do In The Shadows. If you’re Kayvan Novak, please hit me up.

I’m not looking for anything more than a friend. Don’t make it weird. Let’s get high together!