Howdy! Are you on here looking for a friend but are looking to do even less than the bare minimum?

IF SO THIS POST IS FOR YOU!

Want to be asked how your days is going and your reply is "good" and thats it look no further.

In your post you state you want someone to get to know you and they ask a handful of questions and you respond to 1 or 2 and not ask anything back to your personal stalker than look no further!

Man theres nothing I love more than checking my messages to monoslyabic replies and then reading post history of why people dont tend to stick around and ask them an onslought of questions forever in which they only respond to 1 or 2 and never bother asking who theyre even talking to 👌👌👌.

So if you feel like talking all about yourself and telling me all of your problems, how youre all alone and wonder why when you dont even know my name. ACT NOW BECAUSE SLOTS OF SELF ABSORBRED, VICTIMIZED CRY BABIES ARE RUNNING OUT FASSSST!