Well, this has been a dumpster fire of a week already, so here I am again, searching for a distraction, or something. Maybe you don't want to be just a distraction, and that's fine, but let's be honest: this is the internet, you don't expect much out of me and I certainly don't expect much from you. Maybe some pleasant company, a bit of banter, some selfies, stories, etc. Maybe that is expecting too much. But despite all that, I'm gonna still run my mouth, and you'd best hope that you can match that energy!

ANYWAYS, about me! I'll keep it brief, because reading an itemized list is way less fun than barraging me with intrusive questions, right? But I digress: I'm a 32 year old nerdy nurse with a foul mouth and a dark, fucked up sense of humor (keep enough corpses alive against their will and you tend to get like that). I love all of the nerdy things you'd expect from a guy on Reddit (take a wild guess), but I also love hiking, biking, woodworking, traveling, etc. I'm sure we could find something to chat about.

If any of that sounds remotely fun or interesting, you should perhaps slither into my DMs with a message that contains at least a little bit more than "hi" or "hey," because I know your ass can do better! And if it can't, well, fake it til you make it, right?

P.s. Bonus points to opening messages with a selfie! I'll reciprocate immediately!