… I hope you did not have an ice cream cone in your hand as you did the callback!

Friends, Romans, countrymen.. lend me your.. fingers, I suppose? Welcome on in, and how the hell are ya doing?!?!

I decided to re-do the top half wolf whistle of my ad, but keep the other info at the bottom.. you know, for reference sake! I’m looking for AWESOME people to converse with, and possibly become super awesome friends with!!

There’s really not a whole lot to sell in these types of ads, so the following bullet points should give you a rough idea of who I am!!

•Significant other of 7 years. She has two teenaged crotch-goblins.. please send help!

•I have the most kickass all black kitty named Boo, and he’s cooler than the other side of the pillow!

•I like bullet points.

•I enjoy all types of music and movies, with some favorites being..

(music)- Pink Floyd, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Chevelle, Metallica, The Beatles

(movies)- The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Twister, Grease, IT (both version!), The Stand

•I do have a few hobbies, but they’re so boring that they shan’t be named!

If ANY of this sounds super awesome to you, good! That was the intended effect! Shoot me over a chat and let’s light the world on fire bestie!