Obviously, if you know that quote then we are automatic besties and it’s your turn to bring the chips and queso for movie night!

If we are going to be the most kickass of friends, then here are some tantalizing bits of information that may or may not make you.. tantalized? Eh, maybe they’ll be just enough to give you a sense of how much of a bore I really am!!

•Significant other of 7 years. She has two teenaged crotch-goblins.. please send help!

•I have the most kickass all black kitty named Boo, and he’s cooler than the other side of the pillow!

•I like bullet points.

•I enjoy all types of music and movies, with some favorites being..

(music)- Pink Floyd, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Chevelle, Metallica, The Beatles

(movies)- The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Twister, Grease, IT (both version!), The Stand

•I do have a few hobbies, but they’re so boring that they shan’t be named!

If ANY of this sounds super awesome to you, good! That was the intended effect! Shoot me over a chat and let’s light the world on fire bestie!