Hey folks!!!

It’s another scorcher here in the land of tumbleweeds and that “dry heat” 🤣🤠 I hope y’all are having a GREAT day, wherever you’re at in the world!

As the title states, I’m 43 and I have a SO if 7 years. 2 step-crotch goblins, 4 absolutely adorable kitties and lots of various other things around the house that suddenly pop up out of nowhere!… like, how the hell did that get there and where did it come from?!

Are you feeling a bit down and out? Let’s converse and see if we can’t change that!

Are you feeling a bit Peter Gibbons’ish, and every time you close your eyes you snap back to Corporate Accounts Payable?! Let us devise a scheme from Superman 3, and take down the machine!… just, please pay attention where you put the decimal point!

Perhaps your best friend dresses like a clown, hides in a sewer grate, and loves to scare the shit out of people when they walk by! Well, I want hidden cameras posted up so I can laugh at the footage later!!

I enjoy ALLLL types of music and movies, and I do have a few mundane hobbies that aren’t really worth talking about! I’d LOVE to meet all sorts of interesting people, from all walks of life!

Reach out, don’t be shy! Step on up and get your….pie? Hell i don’t know, I suck at rhymes!!