I don't know how to title these things! I don't want a generic title about Hump Day, or "It's almost Friday!" or whatnot. Not everyone does the M-F thing, including me! I'm a SAHD to two insane boys who are honestly energy vampires just like Colin Robinson.

I enjoy running, biking, and hiking. I'm at an even 3100 miles for the year so far, and hoping to beat last year's 5208. Seems doable. I'm also a huge Halloweenie dork...just about four more months until the season starts! I went as The Riddler last year, and won a nice prize. I went as Obi-wan the year before, and also won a nice prize. I went as Adam Maitland the year before THAT, and...you guessed it, Frank Stallone!

If you got that reference then you're my kinda peep!

I collect vintage games, and toys, and comics, and media formats. I dream of one day recreating my own 90s ma and pop video store. Complete with curtained off naughty videos room! And some gumball machines with peanuts that haven't been bought since the Carter administration.

I'm not easy to get along with, not gonna lie. I value honesty like a mofo, and so I'm always up front. I can prattle on with the most inane ramblings, but I can also be very quiet and reserved. I am a huge introvert so it may take awhile for me to warm up. But I'm worth the effort!

Maybe.

A few random facts and then I'm going to stop. Otherwise I might write a novel. Oh, I also like to write short stories when the muse strokes me. Autocorrect changes strikes to strokes, but I'm keeping it in!

I hate blue M&Ms. I eat my cereal dry. Donatello is the best TMNT. 420 friendly. Very friendly

Okay so if you're also strange and unusual, and perhaps also a tad touched and damaged then pretty please message me! That'd be great. Thaaanks