Sup'
According to 2009 youtube guide on "how to be cool", I am freezing.

Yes, expect a lot of these jokes, maybe you won't laugh but at least I will feel bad about it.
I'm a 22M, asexual from Poland, I'm Michael but I prefer to be called Warren. I make spaghetti to forgetti my regretti, and drink espresso when depresso (I'm still sad but I'm fast)
Currently I am english philology student, but about to drop off to take care of my health and finish my degree later. Can't think of any joke here. Let's consider my choice of degree as a joke.
I like playing video games, but don't expect me to be good at it, it's kinda like my workout, the more I try, the more I fail.
I like food! But food doesn't like me, so I decided to eat ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶m̶o̶m̶ healthy food instead, at least it's not a one-way love anymore. Also I decided to come back to my old hobby, which is cooking. The food I make is so disgusting I prefer to starve. The fastest weight loss!
I'm a car guy, but I won't adore your BMW 330 I double turbo custom exhaust, unless you drive safely. The more boring car the better! Let's drive some VW Passat with 1.9 diesel!
I like writing. I'm currently working at my creepypasta, which consist of the drawing of my face.
I take every topic as interesting. Wanna chat about the way amoebas are reproducing? Sure thing! I won't show off my knowledge, but at least me and amoebas have a lot in common!

If my persona interested you, are 22 or above, feel free to message!