Well maybe not 3 entire decades. I don't think the years before puberty count so, more like 16ish years. But the point still stands.

Today, I enter my third decade of life as a virgin. When my peers had partners and were experiencing the youthful thrill of their first times, I was out knocking on doors, going to meetings or feeling existential guilt for touching myself even though that was my only outlet for the things I felt. And the only girlfriend I ever had from the ages of 18-20 was full on PIMI like me, so the most action I got was holding hands and a kiss on the forehead. We didn't even kiss on the lips, so I'm both sexless and kissless. The closest thing I've ever gotten to intimacy was paying for a lap dance at a strip club and even then, I couldn't even touch.

Now I'm a 30 year old man with no experience, laying in his bed with morning wood and no partner to cuddle and share the sweet experience of intimacy with. I only have my hand and Reddit porn to release my frustrations. But, in two weeks, I'll be making a move that will hopefully change my current situation. But, for now, it seems like it won't change and I'll have another decade of just jacking off to girls on the internet until I'm a 40 year old virgin without the libido that I have now.

This religion really keeps you suppressed and forces you into involuntary monkhood just to please some God that may or may not exist and who won't reward you with a partner to fulfill the desires he put in you. I feel like I'm so far behind everyone else and I regret turning down chances I had in the past because I didn't want to hurt Jehovah 🤮

The good news is that my wizard powers should arrive any day now. If any one wants me to grant a wish, just DM me haha