Just saw a dildo post that reminded me of my own story, so here goes.

I’m a straight guy who likes ass-play. I used a fairly modest dildo when I played. 7” long, 1” wide. One day I was exceptionally horny so I figured I’d upgrade. I bought a 12” long, 1.6” wide dildo. I mean, how much bigger could it be, right?

It arrived, I unpacked it and just fucking laughed. How was this thing gonna even fit? 😂😂 It was super floppy and comically big. Frankly, the width was kinda scary. I didn’t have a box for return and I certainly wasn’t gonna go with the “drop off at your local UPS store, no box needed” option, so I stashed it alongside my other playthings. For months it sat there, alone, abandoned, and unloved.

It was a drunken Sunday night. Nobody was home and my trusty 7” friend was calling my name. I pull the blue guy out of his home and…he’d been injured. I had stashed him away slightly bent, so a sizable tear had developed. 😩🙁 No way was he suited for delivery into my entryway. My night was ruined. I had another drink and then…”hey…what if I just…try it? I mean lots of extra lube should do the trick, right?” So the unused, colorless big boy came out.

Attempting this large of a deposit required extensive preparation of both my mind and my body. I spent a few minutes clearing my head. “Think happy thoughts. Imagine how accomplished you’ll feel if this actually works.” I laid on my side, loosened up my body, and went to work with the lube. I did not skimp. I did similar work with the dildo itself. After a few minutes of 2 finger prep-work I was ready. I rested the dildo up against my slightly loosened hole.

I took a deep breath and exhaled as I began to push…slowly. After a minute the head finally breached…with a wet “plop” sound. The intimidating, scary width immediately turned to pure…fucking…heaven. At that moment I knew there was no turning back. One wet “plop” was all it took. “Bliss”, “pleasure”, “delight”…those sorts of words don’t live up to what I felt. I “plopped” the head in and out for several minutes before attempting to start taking in the length of the beast. In and out, in and out. Plop plop plop. I was 20 minutes into the pleasure parade I’d started and I’d managed to stuff about 7” in. Slowly, firmly, pushing little by little, adding lube often. With every tiny bit of progression I could feel the length maneuvering through me. It’s a difficult thing to articulate, how this felt. For someone like me who enjoys penetration, I just didn’t want it to stop.

At some point I stopped caring about how much was in me. “More” was all I knew. Eventually; it must’ve been almost an hour after starting, I had managed to stuff the full length into me. Again…I can’t articulate how good it felt, sliding the length in and out. I had to force myself to stop. The euphoria was overwhelming.

While not often, I do still use the big guy from time to time. And it’s still just as good as ever.

Advice for anyone considering exploring depth…FLEXIBILITY. Use lots of lube, make sure the material is safe. Make sure it’s floppy and bendy. Very floppy and bendy. Have fun and be safe! ❤️