Alright, my little Xenophiliacs, I got a question for you; Which species would kill it on a stripper pole?

There's plenty of discussion to be had about how a strip club would be established and operate Off-Earth, but for now, let's keep it to a fly piece of star-ass shaking it on a brass pole. What would YOU wanna see up there on that stage?

Personally, I think a Krakotl would look good swinging it. I can see those feathers making for an absolutely beautiful show. That's not even taking into account the ultraviolet pattern thing. The beat drops, club cuts the lights, flip on some blacklights, and if there was anything on that bird, take it off and let the crowd go wild!

If ultraviolet Krakotl tattoo art is a thing, like I think I heard a while ago? Talk about a damn pretty bird.