Honest and open Red Room Nashville review:

Membership - simple enough and affordable, easy to navigate, if you’re not a single male, you have a 99% chance of being approved to visit the club.

Venue - nice enough, a lot of play areas, some refreshments / water available, byob for alcohol, present your drivers license for validation at the front desk, the entrance and dance floor has a typical mom & pop night club vibe, what sets it apart from a standard nightclub is the play areas in the back, the DJ’s are absolutely horrible, you might here more pop music from the 80’s than you ever realized was out there, too much country thrown in to boot, really kills the party and vibe, the venue seems clean enough, rental lockers, Photo Booth (it’s just a curtain with a backdrop) overzealous security and staff / “volunteers” that hover over you shouting “no phones!!!” as they attempt to reprimand you like a child in kindergarten, the door guard watches you like a Hawk if you have to step out to take a call or something, very off putting, the venue is near Rivergate, but I won’t share for discretionary purposes.

Members: friendly enough, but unapproachable for the most part, slightly older to middle aged crowd, lots of “blue” jokes and minimal small talk, everyone sits around and stares at each other while one or two couples dance with their own spouse, the single guys at the bar, I feel sorry for them, it must be cheaper than a night out elsewhere I suppose, but they seem to be largely ignored, bad conversations, most of the members there would need a bucket to carry a conversation beyond cheesy small talk, nothing really sexy, inviting or erotic about a bunch of middle aged people sitting in a room with loud, bad 80’s music blaring, that might explain why nothing that even closely resembles sex occurs there, the wife and I are in this lifestyle to play, connect and have sex with someone, not sit around as the entire group makes bad jokes and stares awkwardly at one another.

Food - bring a snack, they have little Debbie’s and water, not much else.

Did I mention everyone acts like they hate each other and the place has an awkward middle school dance vibe???

Overall Breakdown: 1-5 ( with 1 being the lowest and 5 the highest)

Venue - 4

Security - 1 (because you can’t really do anything that adults are permitted to do)

Cost - 3

Value for the money - 1 (Spending money to go there is simply lightning money on fire)

Members - 1 (should be negative 100)

Music - 1

The wife and I have been going for several months, absolutely a huge waste of time. I’m sorry, but we go to swingers clubs for swinging and sexy activities, not overbearing security and dirty looks from members because we’re not part of a clique.

If you go, best of luck, but don’t expect a good time or sex, we came home early and we’re currently canceling our membership. Y’all have been warned.