I just recently heard about the atrocity of a name that is Heistheway. Yes, these parents decided to give that name to a GIRL. I feel terrible for that girl. These parents have a parenting blog and I checked it out. On one post, the mom was telling the story of when she gave birth to Heistheway (ugh, I can’t take that name seriously). She was saying how she always knew if she had a girl she would name her that. Terrible name aside, I find it strange how they specifically wanted to give that name to a GIRL, seeing as it has the word “he” in it. Anyway, this family has 10 kids, and of course all the BOYS have normal names but the GIRLS got stuck with the worst names ever.

Now tell me the worst “religious” name you have ever heard! I’m not talking about biblical names that are actual names, I’m talking about made-up religious-sounding names that nobody can take seriously.