Local horny NEET, at attention and concerned for her pillow after humping it to oblivion. (I mean I have a job, but I work from home a bunch so basically a NEET).
I am just going to be honest, I think I'm too degenerate for normal dating. I don't want to go on dates, I don't want to drink at bars, I don't want to walk through the park while we're holding hands. I just want to curl up into a blanket burrito all day and night with someone... And we watch a lot of hentai together. Or normal porn or play video games and all that. But it'd be cool if we fucked like animals. But like, in short spurts bc I don't exercise.
Ecchi is fine, don't get me wrong, some of the most recent stuff has been basically hentai but actually on TV. But sometimes you want to appreciate the classics right? And as someone who usually reads on nhentai rather than watching, I want to have fun watching the classics... Of elves getting spitroasted and covered in cum. Is that too much to ask???
But yeah, I'm kinky as hell so let's do it. Fuck me over your living room table and tell me what a slut I am while I call you oni-chan. There's no cringe, only horny.
EDIT: for fun, when you reply, describe yourself in nhentai tags. I'll just say I'm tomboy for now and we can have fun talking about the rest...
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