Arggggg okay, hi! Gonna do this again because why not? Someone's gotta click with me, right? Lemme back up. 😂 I'm a 35 year old Information Architect from Connecticut. I've worked from home for 14 years and lived in a few diff places other than my home state, but when I came back home to "settle" like everyone else said they would, I quickly realized I'm the only one that took it that seriously.

Sooo that being said, I'm having an extraordinarily difficult time finding friends out here. I guess when you're in your 30s riding around until 3AM listening to emo from the 2000s, wandering through the woods aimlessly talking about life, leaving the star projector on permanently and ordering all of the appetizers on the menu to do a "taste test" isn't fun anymore. But it is for me!!! And I'm tired of rap battling my cats so someone please for the love of God, let's talk, let's vibe, let's see what sticks and maybe we can actually hang out in the scary real world. No promises but I'm spontaneous and unpredictable and who knows. Maybe we'll hit it off.

I'm a playful, sarcastic, BOUJIEEEEEEE, passionate, self deprecating, and fiesty walking dictionary who makes too many inappropriate jokes at the wrong time, quotes rap lyrics in normal conversational tone, and uses "lmfao" too much. I love to be out under the stars, wind in my hair, sun on my skin, destroying my hearing by twerking in a lawn chair to dope ass beats. I also love to fill my soul with as much pleasure as I can. I'm a fucking hedonist and I LOVE IT!!!!! LMFAO. I'm both clingy AF and distant, incredibly intense and dark AF but also here for a good time 😎 annnnd I'm honest. Way too fucking God damn honest. But it's the only way to live, baby.

___I'm currently in a Master's program for Library and Information Science. Plan to pursue my Ph.D. once I'm done so I can become a tenured professor. _I kayak hard AF. Go big or go home. Bout to kayak to the moooooon, biatch. __I'm in a relationship, it's going well and it's pretty progressive which works for me. __MUSICCCCCCCCC is my entire life and soul as I live and BREATHE!! Underground hip hop, psychedelic rock, punk/emo, and eclectic unusual shit is my shit. __I talk a lot. Like a whole fucking lot. I feel like I have 3 brains firing off at the same time and they'll all wanna talk to you about crazy shit. __I love fighting and combat strategy. The tactics used in self-defense and the strategies of defense and offensive when deployed across a large group of people unified in a single purpose fascinate me. Kickboxing is my fucking JAM! __The Sims 4 and Left4Dead2 are my fave games on the planet although Back4Blood, Subnautica, and Green Hell are becoming close contenders too. __I've studied astrology for 25 years. My approach is diff though, I don't read charts. I apply rigid methods of analysis to hypotheses, establish a sample set, test, and evaluate the outcomes for trends which I then track, calculate the degrees of correlation and load into my predictive model to then test my own assumptions and findings. I've been seeking to invalidate or validate the presence of a higher power since I was 10, I have hundreds of studies and I take it very seriously. __I'm a writer- have been my whole life both professionally and personally. Currently working on publishing 3 books. _I am passionate about science and anything that has to do with cosmology. I majored in astrophysics and chemistry for a time because I wanted to be part of the effort to discover habitable planets. I regret everyday that I didn't do this because James Webb and I are getting married and I think he'd be more into me if I did. __I smoke weed. You don't have to, at all, I don't care. We're free beings. But I do and I fucking looooooove it.

I still wrote a lot. Fuck. Well. Lmfao. I want to know it all. I want to grow close to you. For you to trust me and be able to tell me anything. I want to be your morning coffee and to send you to bed with sweet dreams. I can't give much, but I can give you my attention, a heart, my unsolicited opinions, and hopefully my friendship and maybe more.

If you're interested, please message me. If we've talked before and lost touch, please message me. Bear with me as between work and messages, it may take me a day or two to respond. https://imgur.com/a/miQIEEY