We are a professional, educated, white couple looking for a play partner for an ongoing FWB-type situation. She is very attractive: 5’8, 135lbs, in shape, porcelain skin. We are looking for someone for her tho the male half will always be present. (Note - male is very straight.)

Ideal is an educated individual who is respectful, capable of conversation, articulate, thoughtful, and otherwise upstanding, but wishing for a little extra fun in his life. The male half of relationship controls the initial communication and will be present for any encounter. Men will only meet the female half when it’s time to move forward after initial vetting.

If you’re interested, reach out with a meaningful message and be prepared for substantive dialogue. We will only select the perfect candidate and it will require significant vetting considering safety and privacy issues involved. After we get to know each other, if we are serious about moving forward, be prepared (eventually) to show proof of STD testing and government-issued ID prior to any actual physical encounter, and to happily cover the cost of the hotel. (We don’t expect your ID up front, but it will be required that you eventually forfeit anonymity if you wish to be inside her.)

Men with high emotional intelligence who are capable of understanding the sensitivity and discreet nature of this experience will succeed. We are sympathetic towards married men who are otherwise decent humans but find themselves in a dead-bedroom situation. We are not looking for promiscuous men. Younger gentlemen (18 only) are encouraged to apply as well but it’s unlikely that younger men will be successful. Understand that your invitation into our bedroom is a literal gift; do not message us if you don’t see it that way.

We are not interested in wasting time and we expect a lot of responses. If any of this post strikes you as something that would make you uncomfortable, don’t even bother. If you don’t have the easy means to make it to Suffolk county or cover a hotel room for a day, don’t bother messaging. Messages with “hey” or “I’m interested” will be ignored. Reach out with a comprehensive introductory message detailing who you are, what you look like, why you’re here, and other relevant information, or we won’t answer.