Im sitting around at home bored for the next few days, and I just started thinking "you know what would make things less boring? Boobs." This eureka moment of mine came to me in a sudden flash of brilliance. I just really wanna sit back all cozy, mindlessly watching tv with my hands overflowing with boob. Its not a particularly deep or complicated desire, I just thought "huh, that would be pretty great, wouldn't it?" And due to the magic of the internet, I saw no real reason not to send this fleeting thought out into the universe, like a message in a bottle to one day be discovered on some abandoned shoreline.

Im no slouch, though. Im talking deep tissue mammary magic. Oiled up and everything. I just really wanna GRIP em, ya know? Kneed my fingers into your tissue. Slow, repeated squeezes from the top of your ribcage to the tips of your niples. As if im straight up milking you lol. Think toothpaste tube. Im not even entirely sure if this is a sexual desire. Its really dumb but I just really wanna have my hands slipping and sliding on some big tiddies, and that's honestly the extent that my simple male brain has processed this endeavor. I dont expect any results from this, at all, but as I said, I have no reason not to try lol.

I dont really have any particular preference for this request. This isnt anything crazy, so things like age and body type or whatever aren't huge factors here. Though obviously things like this are always less awkward if theres at least some attraction. All I really ask is that youre clean, and have a sense of humor, because this is silly and its more fun if we can both embrace that lol. And also, yeah, the bustier the better. I imagine its the bustier ladies who would probably appreciate this most, anyway. But you know, im open to whatever really. Like I said, im not really expecting results from this anyway lol, so shoot your shot ladies.