Seasons Greetings. I am likely reaching for the stars with this post. Yes, I am indeed aware. However, I want to actualize my sexual fantasies and I will stop at nothing to make it happen.
I'm a professional in the world of talent management. I love musical artistry. For a very long time, I've wanted to have sex with a guy in a rock band with a decent following (but kindly note that I will settle for a DJ with a decent following as well). I've always wanted to be a groupie. Perhaps you're the drummer. Perhaps you're the guitarist. Perhaps you're the lead singer. It's all very attractive to me.
I like a lot of bands in the indie/grunge/alternative/garage/punk/shoegaze realm. I won't list them here to spare anyone from exposure, because I understand this is a very private fantasy. But we can talk more about that via orange envelope. I want to maintain your privacy as well.
I have a creative vision as to my ideal man. They are not requirements, but they do fit the sexual fantasy as it unfolds inside my head. If we're talking physicality, this is the way to my heart:
(1) Your band has a following.
(2) You have medium to long hair à la the guys on r/FierceFlow. Yes. Please.
(3) You're a hipster.
(4) You might live in Bushwick or Williamsburg. All parts of Brooklyn are welcome, however. Tribeca is cool too.
(5) You're kinda scruffy and you have weird style.
(6) I might be reaching for the stars here, but maybe, just maybe, you've played Coachella or Lollapalooza.
I also want to note that if you are friends with someone in a rock band, yes, referrals are indeed welcome. Let's make this shit go viral.
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