For those who missed it, I put an ad out almost two weeks ago for a gangbang. A very special lady in my life asked me to throw her a gangbang for Christmas. Who was I to say no?!

This was the fourth gangbang of the year, so I had a good chunk of emails from the last few to try first. Unfortunately, a lot of them probably gave me their 'burner emails,' so they probably missed the call to arms because only a couple got back to me quickly. Oh well! Back to Reddit! I made the dudes go through a fairly simple-but-required screening process. The process is: Do you follow directions the first time? My philosophy is if you can't follow directions in an ad, how can I trust you to follow the rules when it's super important with a vulnerable human on the other end of it? Only a few dudes forgot to do everything and only one asshole. Pretty damn good!

The Special Guest really wanted to be blindfolded and fucked and touched and stuffed. Her vibe word was sensory. When a final roster was culled, I sent them the hotel room number while SG took a shower and got dolled up. She wore a piece of lingerie I really dig that we could take off of her in the process. The email said the door would be open ONLY from 3:55-4:10.

At 3:45, this beautiful goddess put on a Spotify playlist her friend curated for the occasion put a blindfold on herself, and laid down with me in a big, comfy hotel bed. After telling her just how hot she looked, I kissed my way down her body, tweaked a nipple on the way down, and orally warmed her up for some incredibly erect attention. She was plenty ready and horny for cock by the time I wiped my beard dry. At exactly 3:55, I propped the door open with the deadbolt and seconds later, a young gentleman with a '90s sk8erboi college vibe walked in. I greeted him and pointed out the bathroom to wash his hands. No sooner than I turned around, another gentleman, and another, and another waltzed in. These eager beavers showed up EARLY! Love the idea of several dudes just waiting in the downstairs of a hotel that didn't have a big lobby.

HEALTH NOTE: Dudes, wash your damned hands before group sex encounters. Good to do it before any time you're about to finger someone, but especially when your hand is one of like 8-17 others plus multiple cocks going inside someone.

The gang started off with general touching and kissing. I gave her G-spot some loving strokes until everyone got their clothes off and hands on her. SG quickly found herself tugging at one cock over its pants. Then a second. Soon, she's digging into some pants for penises to play with. One gentleman, an alum from a previous gangbang, went down on her. The rest of us watched, softly tugging at our pieces, slowly pumping blood from our heads through our hearts to our other heads.

Fellas fucked her missionary for awhile, with her always finding a cock or two on which to bob her head. Her vagina is a strong gal, so when she cums she has to apologize to a few dudes for 'pushing' them out. After several men have fucked her, I finally turn her doggy style and pump my first load into her, grabbing her shoulder and ass for support while she manages to keep the flow of cock in her mouth. Other hands would find her nipples, her asscheeks, her legs. At no time could she be truly certain how many men were in that room fawning over her, how many different people were touching her body at one time, whose cock was whose (well, except mine, the raw one sliding in and out of her sopping wet slit). She even asked to get on top at one point, and the first dick ready to go got the shit ridden out of him. Like, DAMN! I said, "Is this what it looks like when she fucks me? Cuz that's hot!" SG knows how to ride a worthy rod of wood.

CONDOM TIP: Dudes, a lot of you don't know how to put on a condom. That is not your fault. We don't teach comprehensive sex ed in schools in this country, and we barely teach young penis havers how to roll a condom on for full effectiveness. Putting on a condom incorrectly reduces its efficiency. A condom used incorrectly is about just as effective in preventing pregnancy as the pull-out method: about 2/3. It also can lead to breakage (if you notice your break condoms a lot, you're doing it wrong or wearing the wrong size). Roll the condom on. You're not supposed to stretch and snap it over your dick. Here is a tutorial.

I watched dude after dude slouch over her beautiful body with her smooth skin and massive tits. Some took second turns. Some stuck to getting blowjobs. Towards the end, about three or four guys still hadn't cum and I reminded them that they are not failures for cumming in her mouth or on her body. So, we put SG on her knees as she started some enthusiastic head until loads were dripping down her radiant smile, cheeks perked up in joy. The last dude remaining was on his second hard-on, and I bent her over while she blew one last boner on the bed.

When the last one left, I got a great picture of her face covered in jizz, removed the blindfold, and gave her a kiss on the forehead. "I love you, but I don't want to kiss their cum off of you." We enjoyed a great many kisses after cleaning her up. Then we went out to dinner, and drinks, and some dope morning sex. She's such a babe.

This gangbang was literally sponsored by The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love.

Thanks to all of the fellas who were so sweet to this goddess by giving her the fucks she wanted. Shout out to all the dudes who weren't selected bu followed the rules of my post! I promise you'll get an email about the next one (if there's a next one). Fuck off to the dude who got mad that he didn't follow the directions, and therefore wasn't picked and wished all sorts of disease upon our godless genitals!

Ladies, you're welcome to PM me—just please PM me the same way you'd want a stranger you don't know on Reddit to message you after a post. Introducing yourself is a *great* first step.

Fellas, you're welcome to PM me, but do not tell me to 'keep you in mind for the next one.' When there's a next one, there'll be a post that may have totally different requirements. Don't ask for pix either. Otherwise, like, totally feel free to say hi.

Ugh. Reddit gets a bad rap for the bad apples and assholes and shy, scared throwaways that flake. Overall? The dudes willing to jump through a few hoops have proven to be a group of good people who, mostly, can get hard in front of other guys.