I can host in the South Slope/Greenwood neighborhood - or come to you. Why? Because I really want to go down on you - all of you - and give you the earthquake-magnitude, paradigm-shifting orgasm - or three - that you deserve. I am really good at this, according to multiple, discerning sources who I'm 99% sure were not just humoring me. If you are open to being touched, I'd love to start with a massage - I have strong, intuitive hands and your aching feet and tight scalp probably need attention. Then shoulders, hands, and anywhere else you want or need it most. If that's not your thing, noi problem, I'll just get down to business with a quickness.

Me: generally considered very good-looking, lean and fit, 5'11", 155 lbs., mixed-Euro ancestry, very confident about what I have to offer but humble enough to know that I'm also the product of so many random variables in the lottery of life. I'm pretty much a creative/brainy/funny sort of guy - I love playing and listening to music, eating mind-blowing food from other cultures, being immersed in nature, connecting with people and trying to understand who they are and how they see the world, learning new and useful skills, reading pretty much everything, making people laugh out loud...You get the idea. Soaking up the beauty and chaos of it all.

You: are very horny and you know what you want - or you want help finding out what you might want. You're emotionally mature, honest, kind to animals and the elderly (and do your best with everyone else), are considered attractive to at least a couple people besides your mom and that one guy always standing outside the bodega. What's his deal, anyway? Is that clipboard a prop? I won't lie - I wouldn't be bummed if you were a smoking-hot natural beauty with no inhibitions. But really it's not about that. By nature, I'm not prone to judgement, and I'm open to all kinds of physiques and looks. Bottom line - if you are wondering if this is for you, there's a good chance it is. You should at least say hi and we can take it from there.

Ok, that's really long so I'll wrap it up. If you are still reading, thank you and I hope you are about to follow your instincts and respond.