[f4m] 34 #capitalregion #upstate Mic Check… hey, is this thing on?

Welp, I’m back at it. A glutton for punishment some might say, but hey, a girl has needs… but won’t compromise on what she knows she deserves.

So who am I? I’m a 34 year old mom of young goblins who spends time split between a very professional career and traditional goblin care. When I get time to myself, you’ll find me flipping through crates of vinyl for that elusive mixtape, scouring a farmers market for some ingredients for a fab dinner, or checking out a live act at one of my favorite venues. For you shallow adulterers (hi! I’m one of you!), I’m bespectacled with bright green eyes, a mischievous smile that twists to a smirk when I’m reading a particularly saucy text, brown hair that’s been lightened by the sun, abody that would inspire both Peter Paul Reubens and Too $hort, and aggressive tan lines this time of year.

Who are you? Well… this is my post so buckle up! - Between 35-55. Please. Please. Please read that again. Are you a really mature 23 year old? Awesome! Message me when you can legally run for President. - Intelligent as hell. I’ve got banter in spades, and love a good verbal volley with a formidable opponent. - Professional. A tailored suit sure gets the proverbial panties wet, but I just want someone who can understand the white collar dullness. - Emotionally available. I like catching appropriate feelings and discussing “real” moments with my partner. Fuckboys and petulant man children can step to thr left. - Bonus points are awarded to tall, rugby player dudes or ones with an accent.

Think you got what it takes to titillate my brain… and hopefully more? Shoot me a message with the last song you listened to today.