My jokes are corny and I’m a bit awkward, but my tongue skills are on point. I’m seeking someone who mostly requires a physical connection but appreciates some stability in an ongoing partner.

An ideal meetup for me looks like a mix of good food, sex, convo, and bad tv shows sprinkled in. I’m not looking to fall in love but to feel wanted and appreciated (and I’ll do the same in return). I want to learn about you — what gets you going, what your passions are, which spots are ticklish on your body. Let’s ride that line of vulnerability and enjoy each other’s company in the moment.

I enjoy a plethora of activities including but not limited to reading, cooking, travel, DIY, and the occasional foray into something I am completely under qualified for (e.g. knife making, agriculture).

On the physical side of things, my best description would be a nerdy lumberjack. I’m 36, average height, brown eyes and hair with some grey speckled in, with a stocky build. Glasses.

I’m looking for someone within a reasonable age range (25-50) and is willing to establish some form of connection beforehand. If you’re nerdy and/or goofy we’d probably get along. I also appreciate a good sense of humor and good communication skills.

Why I’m here — mostly missing the intimacy and attention at home. I’m probably a bit rusty but I try to be a selfless lover and prioritize my partner’s pleasure over mine.

Other stuff — I live in the suburbs (Long Island) and work in Manhattan, so meeting in Manhattan is easiest. I don’t expect us to constantly chat as I’m not fully available. I can text most of the time but am limited in availability for meeting in person (either weekdays or we could plan a ‘business’ trip together when it comes to it). I’d also be open to long distance if we connect well.

If you’re still reading, thanks for listening and hope to chat with you!