I have time today and wanted to cross something off my bucket list: cuddling. Maybe we can do this during a horror movie? I’m really leaning towards Hereditary or Beau Is Afraid. I can even play with your dick during the movie if you’re into that.
Please be in Manhattan or Hudson County (NJ). This is NOT an invitation for sex. I DON’T want to have sex with you unless you’re like, the Larry David of my dreams. If you chew with your mouth open or have an audible breathing pattern.. sorry, I’m declining right now.
We can do a vibe check outside of an AMC theater, and then we’ll go to your place to watch a movie. I ask a lot of questions in person, so think carefully before you send a message. There’s different types of torture, and apparently talking to me is one of them.
Please host, be single, and be communicative. Looking for someone in their late 20s-30s, DDF, 420 is fine. Send me your general location and a description. A thoughtful opening message and photos preferred. Having great hygiene is mandatory, please.
(Alternatively, we can just go to the theaters and cuddle there.)
I’ll bring snacks!
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