I spent this last holiday alone, but I would like to spend at least one upcoming holiday with someone (no expectations for Santa visiting me bc that sorta stuff makes me uncomfortable). I’ve also been out the sexy loop for over a year so remind me what I’ve been missing!
I’m looking for an actual friend with benefits that helps me lose weight/pseudo relationship that also has an expiration date. By the that I mean I would want our situation to last longer than a night and end by May 2024, with the explicit understanding that I’m both a busy and struggling scholar who also needs room for fun and sexy time. I will only respond to people who can host pls enter this in your message so I know you read the message. I can host sometimes but I don’t want this responsibility to always fall on me so it must be an equal burden.
You: - man, woman, gender/sex not important, couples ok - height not too important but as someone who is big bottomed I need you to be able to handle it with strength and fervor - pics get priority - cleanliness important, pls smell nice
me - a lot o’ body - funny sometimes won’t lie - bilingual, bisexual, bipedal - 5’5” - body ody
if you’ve made it this far send your age, whether you can host, your height (or if you think you’re strong enough to handle me lol), how you feel about the Israel-Palestine conflict, and any other relevant details you think are important for me to know. and how we would spend either Christmas or the new year together. keep in mind I do also like going to museums n rescuing kittens all that cool sht 😎
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