Hi! I’m a dick inspector in training, hoping to find volunteers to assist with my studies. I’ve seen quite a handful already—small, medium, rotund potato—but I’m afraid it’s not yet enough for me to pass my classes. I’m hoping to attain my bachelors in dickspection and need your help.
I’d be happy if any volunteers would cum forward and send me a message. Let’s discuss how your member feels in different phases of arousal. What’s your lunar alignment today? What’s your gravitational pull? I need to pass my final exam this semester, so please take this seriously. Please don’t let your mind wander as I attempt to memorize your tri-state hawt dog with my eyes… and hands. That’s rude. Let’s keep this professional.
Don’t message me if you’re impatient. I work second shift so scheduling is already a pain, I don’t need another pain in the ass. I’m 5’3/170, enjoy chatting, and would prefer to feel a connection with someone I want to edge. If you’re not interested in conversing during a handjob then I’m not for you—go make your own post. It’s that simple.
Communication and consent are important. Looking for people in NJ (Hudson County area), and if in Manhattan I have preference for those near the PATH or Port Authority.
As always: be hygienic!! Use soap and water. Brush your teeth! Be single, ddf (420 fine), and be able to host.
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