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Truth be told, levels of sexual frustration are high these days. I'm busy trying to do nothing short of reengineer my life, and I live with roommates among paper-thin walls. So, in other words, my general amorphousness (translation: I don't really fit an archetype other than "in the depths of figuring life out; not at all where I should be in life") and general inability to host doesn't play well on dating apps right now...or in my psyche, for that matter.
Not to say that reddit is where I come to sling some unattractive wares. I just feel like I can be more honest here. So, here I am – a kind, intelligent, sometimes funny, always genuine person who's working hard on my life and mental health but who also could use some life-affirming fun with someone I'm attracted to because I'm dying here. I'm being dramatic. Kind of. But hey, maybe you're similarly busy, or disenchanted with 'the apps', or have some sexual draught going on in your life, or even just want a friendly, platonic hang because I'd probably be down for that too. And maybe you're similarly cute, kinky, interested in getting frisky with someone in a way that leans casual but doesn't exclude comfort and safety.
Of course, looks and character factor in here. I'm 5'8"; I'd say conventionally cute(?), handsome(?), it really depends on your type(?); I'm trying to get back on the fitness wagon, but I always take decent care of myself, or appear like it. I tend to be attracted to people who are anywhere from petite to just a lil' curvy, if I'm being honest. I have dark brown hair that's usually short-ish to medium-ish length, a bit of facial hair that's usually closely trimmed, brown eyes, a very average 🍌* that does not make me a size-queen's dream, but that I nonetheless know how to use. *There is admittedly a very NSFW post on my profile...I would have never thought I'd be the type for such a thing, but years on reddit (across multiple throwaways) drew a combustibly horny me into some kind of reluctant exhibitionism, I guess. I try not to overthink it.
If you're reasonably near in age to me, and think you might be interested, let's chat. No expectations. And on the "FM/FF" part of my title: I'm theoretically open to playing with a couple, so I just threw that in there, but I'm wholly inexperienced with threesomes. I'm leaning towards one-on-one here, but I'm open to whatever feels good and nice and positive, etc.
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