Don't get me wrong, I love some spicy time as much as the next person, but gosh, reading all the posts I feel like I'm on dirtyr4r. Do they put Vigra in the water down state?

I'm looking for someone 27 the older the better lol. I'm from Albany so the closer the better too! I’m looking for someone who is funny, caring, and maybe a little flirty with a touch of crazy. So many people are boring. “Oh, you like music? I’ve never met anyone like that before.” Don’t ask me what my favorite “Hex Girls” song is, ask me how has music degenerated from the poetry of Hotel California” to what I presume is auto-tuned gargling from artist like Sia. Don’t ask me what my favorite Pokemon is. Ask me what Pokemon I’d marry If I was forced too. The obvious answer is Ditto that way they can Transform into Lindsy Lohan (side note: I have no idea who that person is I just know the name and probably spelled it wrong:P)

I guess I’ll share some things I like. I like to cook, I say this because saying you like to cook on a dating app is like saying “walk” to a dog. People become obsessed with you. But I do enjoy cooking. I made a red velvet cake with chocolate chips and white vanilla frosting. Nothing to major, but my mom who eats pretty much nothing but, cosmic brownies and McDonalds loved it so much she moaned. I have nothing else to say to that story. God help me

I like to make memes, play the piano, cast spells, day-dream and sleep dream. I’m an Alcohol virgin, don’t smoke, vape, or sniff, and I like too cross dress.

I’d like a more dominant partner. It’s fun to be little spoon and someone needs to order food for me at restaurants. They always get me with their trick questions, making me look like an idiot.

Oh, and I don’t think I want kids. Just thought I’d get that all out of the way.

Anyway if you want to make a mistake and contact me go for it!