This post has been de-listed (Author was flagged for spam)
It is no longer included in search results and normal feeds (front page, hot posts, subreddit posts, etc). It remains visible only via the author's post history.
Nothing about this post is normal.
Years ago, my friend complained about men not eating pussy or being bad at it after bragging about their prowess. I suggested we hold auditions! I arranged a bunch of dudes to go down on her — keeping their pants on! We turned it into a bit of matchmaking game/omg-my-friend-is-getting-eaten-out-in-the-other-room kink. I chatted with each guy afterwards and asked if they'd wante tod see them again. When they left, she and I would gossip about it went and then she did the same. One of the mutual matches dated her for like 10 months.
So now we wanna reverse it. On Friday, May 5th, we're going to have several women come over at their appointment times to pre-interview with my friend Roxanne before I come 'make a first impression' using tongue and fingers only. You two can gossip afterwards — talk shit about me or sing my praises, and if it's a match, she'll let me know I should call you. Now *she* gets to feel tittilated by what's going on in the next room.
Strange kink? Sure. Super fun and absurd way to spend a Friday night? Absolutely.
Sexual Health: I had a throat swab for STIs a couple of weeks ago, and I will be using mouthwash & washing hands between guests.
If you're interested in getting some no-recip oral and indulge my friend in some gossiping — DM me!
Subreddit
Post Details
- Posted
- 1 year ago
- Reddit URL
- View post on reddit.com
- External URL
- reddit.com/r/NYr4r/comme...