Online dating sucks. Online dating as a poly couple looking for a partner sucks even more. We’ve given up on finding partners separately and trying to date couples and singles but finding people we’re both into sucks more than anything. So give us a break and read our ad!
But one thing we’ve found that we have in common is we both love tomboy/soft butch lesbian types who are down for being best friends with a fun, stable, financially secure couple. We’re always down for an adventure, whether it’s finding cool dive bars in the city, rocking out to metal gigs or planning our next hot vacation. Come and flex on the gram with us!
We’re looking for someone who’s in tune with our lifestyle. We’re gothy, kinky, pansexual, geeky, boozy and 420 friendly. We have just as much fun getting drunk in some dive bar on dollar shots as staying home, getting high as fuck and writing movies in our heads. Then forgetting the script the next day and starting again. We’ve been known to stop in at sex clubs from time to time… it’s been a while but totally up for it again. Not really looking for anything casual or FWB, we do want an actual girlfriend who’ll be part of our trashy existence.
Him: 50yr old white British guy. In shape and passes for mid-30s regularly. Regular gym goer and would love a lifting partner. The Agitator of the couple… he’ll get you into trouble. You can walk around NYC with him and nobody will say shit to you.
Her: soft and curvy 30yr old Puerto Rican. Loves weed, trash food, dollar shots, spit in her mouth and stepping on men’s balls. The planner…. A master of Airbnb bargains. Has that soft butch undercut hairstyle and he’d be sad if she changed it.
Tell us what shots you have with your PBR :)
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