First, let me add that I am NOT looking for anything serious. Friends/FwB is as far as anything goes. But yeah!

Little about me: I'm a 5'11 black haired, brown eyed, irish/spaniard guy. I speak both languages, yes. I have an 8-inch 📦 and a borderline dad bod minus the hairy chest, tbh I give myself a solid... 7.5/10 rating. Aside from the physical stuff... I am a very, very hard and busy worker. In fact, I work around 80-140 hours a week. I have a small business right in midtown NYC centered around dog care. Aside from that I have 2 Apts here in the city and a house in West TX. So I'm open to meeting anyone from either state. I'm a bit of a nerd I've been told. Love starwars/comics/anime as most of the world does now. Other than that I love to fuck and I love a good slut to wear out. Nearing my 30s I've been told I'm supposed to be slowing down but... yeah not happening.

Interests:

THICC women. God I love women with meat on their bones. Big tits or a fat ass is a big bonus. I mean, look at my profile... I'm titty obsessed. The bigger the better I've always said.

I have no real specific "tastes" when it comes to ethnic/nationality background I love all people BUT if i had to pick a favorite white girls/mixed girls are my go too. Anyone is welcome though.

Open to almost anything sexually. I'm a switch - primarily dom but have gone the opposite way depending on the person and mood.

Open to 420/alcohol (not a requirement, but preferred). I don't smoke, but I do consume edibles on the REGULAR. I usually have dozens of different types of 420 treats spread across my places lol.

Lastly... please, for the love of God, don't be boring. I've been encountering a lot of one word responders, and if conversation gets to that point, I will 100% stop replying and maybe even block you idc how cute or fine you may be.

That's it! PM me if interested (: let's have fun all this year. 🎆

Pic is required (Face not immediately required but body is), especially if we ever plan to meet.

STD/clinical check up is required if we plan to fuck. I'm clean and so should you be.

21 (for alcohol) (18 for 420)