So I’m planning a series of short stories to follow up on one I had published last year, where two thieves steal a sacred dildo from the shrine of a fertility god at the height of an orgiastic festival.

This enchanted stone cock definitely sees some use, but there weren’t a lot of words left, so the sex scene wasn’t extensive. I intend to rectify that with the first of the sequels, where the thieves (lying low and plotting their next move) decide to test out the dildo on themselves. Some enchantments and bizarre traits have already been shown, but I want to introduce more.

My issue is brainstorming new ones. Here’s what I have established so far:

• The dildo is carved from lapis lazuli and normally attached to a massive idol of the fertility god, which shows him as a man with certain draconic features like horns, wings, claws, and scales

• Continuous use makes it seem more alive. The shaft warms beyond what it should even inside of someone and starts to feel like scaled flesh, the main character swears she feels a heartbeat under her fingers, and the scrotum tightens and spasms just before…

• Ejaculation: the dildo blows a very real, very large load inside of one character

• Knotting: after ejaculation, the base of the shaft swells inexplicably, making it impossible to remove until the very end of the story

• Desire Amplification: after it’s removed from the idol, the main character accidentally activates an enchantment and afflicts her partner with lust so insatiable she attacks her in an effort to take it and only relents when the MC touches her with the artifact. This isn’t mind control; there has to be some baseline desire toward the dildo for this enchantment to work

• Unnatural Durability: even after being used to block a powerful slash from a lifelong warrior or bouncing across a stone floor, it never shatters or even suffers a scratch

• When all is said and done, it once more resembles an entirely mundane (if exquisitely crafted) polished stone phallus

Vibrating seems like an obvious addition, but what else makes sense for someone to weave into a stone dildo, especially one that’s a relic considered as sacred as a nail from the True Cross?

This thing is supposed to be a little eldritch, covered in enchantments lost to history, and even break the laws of magic as modern folk understand them, so don’t be afraid to make some outlandish suggestions. Whatever comes to mind is welcome!

Also, if this helps, the god in question is heavily associated with the sky, storms, rain, and fatherhood as well as fertility and dragons. Not to mention being a literal God of Dicks, of course