As the title says, mainly looking for audio fun on skype. What the title doesn't say is that this isn't my first time on here. I posted once before on another account and ended up deleting it to escape the message hell. I am more prepared this time so I'm hoping I won't do the same again.

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So what am I really after? First and most important, is I need to be able to feel at ease chatting with you. If there's no common interest to small talk about, I won't feel comfortable being naughty with you. Obviously you will need a working mic, and speak perfect English. As this is intended to be audio, I do not demand you to be on cam or send pics. I am quite happy with audio for audio.

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Let's get the most common questions I expect to receive out of the way.

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Hi ... hi, great talk

Hi I don't have skype will you use xyz? .... Ffs no, there's a reason I'm posting here

Will you go on cam and send me pics? .... NO

But, I need to see you on cam or it's no fun for me! .... Then message someone else

Are you saying no because you're fat and ugly? ... I'm the most average person you could imagine

Are you submissive? ... No. If I had to give myself a label it'd be as a domme, but I mostly think of myself as normal

I like to be watched, will you watch me? ... It's not what I'm really after, but if you're particularly fit, and you realllllly want to be, then maybe. If you can't be classified as fit then no, I don't want to see, just hear.

Will you be my girlfriend? ... .................. no

Do you like anime? .... No

Will you meet me in a dark alley irl? .... Sure, that sounds like a perfectly safe thing to do

I don't have a mic but xyz blah blah .... nope

You've not put all your likes and interests down, I demand to know why! .... I read a post where someone didn't do that to make sure they didn't get copy pasted likes and I thought hmm smart I'll do the same.

The layout of your post was terrible, you should have done xyz ... I don't care, get a life

Hi I messaged you 7 minutes ago and you've not replied, why? ... I'm probably asleep or working or doing something away from reddit. Or you've clearly not read my post and I automatically deleted it or blocked you.

The title said 'mostly looking for audio', what's the minor part? ... I have a slight voyeur fetish, it's not realistic for skype but if you're interested you are allowed to ask.

I think that's most of them. If you're still interested in messaging me, then please tell me a little about yourself, some things you like to chat about, and be brutally honest about what you want from me. Don't start off claiming you want deep and meaningful conversations if all you really want is 2 mins of JOI and then to block me. I will be deleting any message that doesn't give me that basic bit of information.

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Thanks for reading!