Im literally having the absolute best day. I feel bad for other people who arent having as amazing a day as i am.

I look fucking incredible, i feel amazing but how could i not? I got to work and 4 people got fired, i thought i was on the chopping block. Turns out that they got fired and now im getting way more hours and im getting management training. Absolutely crushing it at work.

Then a girl who i have had an absolute crushing infatuation with came in. I dont usually get tongue tied by beautiful women because its not a big deal. But she is so gorgeous i just make up excuses to keep talking to her. She came into my location and said she wanted to go out with me and gave me her number.

Fucking crushing everything, holy shit its almost unfair to everyone around me.