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40 [M4F] #Monmouth I've been waiting for you.
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OneWeirdWorldBro is a male age 40 looking for a female in Monmouth County, NJ
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I've been patiently waiting for you. It's felt like forever. Finally being able to practice the forgotten art of eye contact, remember that? That old familiar feeling in our bellies. Nervous, yet content. Anxious, but relaxed. Feeling your skin against mine, instantly igniting that spark in our souls. The type of magic that makes time stand still when it's you and I, yet makes our moments move so fast because no time is ever enough time.

Where have you been? Life's simply too short for the "what-if's". Our adventures awaits, our new experiences, exploring together seeing what this life truly has to offer. So, reddit, why not give it a shot. In this day in age anything goes, so I'm shooting my shot....

Very attractive man seeking his queen. Some facts about myself. I work out a lot, to be healthy.....meh, not really. It's more because I like to look good naked. I enjoy cooking delicious meals because processed foods will put me.out of my misery. False, I love cooking because I get stoned alot cooking helps me unleash my creative spirit....

I enjoy weird movies, long walks with good music, stiff drinks in a local dive bar with great company. I am a firm believer that striking up a conversation in public is extinct (but I'm singlehandedly trying to bring it back). Sunrises and sunsets are in fact pretty bad ass and random weekend getaways are severely underrated. A beautiful smile can turn any bad day better, and laughter and good stories is what makes the world go round.

I enjoy sarcasm, kinky sex, the smell of the ocean, and walking barefoot. I complain if it's too hot, or too cold outside but in reality any weather is perfect, I'm just glad I opened my eyes to feel it.

I'm a workaholic by choice, a daydreamer when I can be. Puppies are cute, and if we are being honest I feel like cats can be dicks. The majority of people in my opinion are too uptight and man, that's not the way it should be.

This description of myself can go on for quite some time, but reddit may not allow the character space for it, plus....I want to hear about you. Where have you been? I've been waiting...

Please be local, pictures are wonderful, I'd be happy to send some myself. Talk soon.

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They Are
a male
Age
40
Looking For
a female
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Posted
2 years ago