The sun is rising. You leave your apartment to drive to your job as a barista because that degree you got in marine gender studies hasn’t opened any doors yet. Sunlight begins to creep over the horizon, meeting your eyes through your blue bangs in a dull green glow. You’ve been putting off changing the color, too busy with protests and arguing with men who notice you. If only there were a trans woman mechanic in town you’d get that clicking under the hood fixed, but it drones on. You pull up to the coffee shop as sun bathes your face and tickles your nose ring. The dread of your ten hour shift takes hold, followed by protest group meetings later on. Maybe tomorrow you’ll have time to pick a new hair color.

Life is hard. You’re tired. When does it all end? When will you be able to focus on YOU, and not be fighting someone else’s fight? Well, I have the solution…

And it’s in the form of my 7” American trouser hog! (Pig squeal sound, OINK! OINK! OINK! 🐷) Take a break from giving everyone else extra cream, and let me pump mine into YOU. I know what you’re thinking… “You’ve got a lot of nerve thinking I would let…” To which I’d respond by pressing my cock against your lips like an index finger 🤫 “Shhhh… this is what you need” Give your COVID mask a rest and gasp for air around my cock as it’s thrusting down your throat. Treat yourself to an experience with someone who loves freedom, someone you’ve been programmed to hate! Unload your liberal rage and leave in a state of bliss.

You drive home, elated. You look in the rear view and panic for a second thinking there is someone else in your car, but it was just you actually smiling for once. Laughter sets in upon the realization. As you come to a stoplight, you let out a long breath and sink into your seat, looking down at your abdomen and can’t believe you were taking all of that dick just a few minutes ago. It was so wrong and against everything you believe in as a feminist, but it felt so good. What were you even stressed about again? You let your hair fade back to its natural color and stop going to the protest groups. Life is good.

Send a chat if you want to CURE your liberal lunacy. I’m not into online, IRL only. Act fast as this is an election year and may require multiple sessions depending on your level of brainwashing. Together, we can Make America Cum Again 🇺🇸 🦅 (Eagle shriek sound, gunshot sounds)

I hate that I have to say this, but obviously this is satire / role play. Don’t get offended.