• *That’s a joke.

Inasmuch as The Oscars are on tonight, I’m putting myself out there for the first time on Reddit as An Affair Partner “For Your Consideration.” 😃

This would not be my first affair. FWIW, I’m quite good at OpSec.

Based in northern New Jersey, I’m convenient to Morris and Essex Counties and willing to drive to your area within reason.

Me: 5’11 (okay, 5’10.50”) and 215 lbs, stark nekkid

Hazel eyes and thinning (okay, okay, thin) dark brown hair with grey at the temples (“grey” is much sexier than spelling it “gray,” don’t you think?)

I’m 52 (but most people easily take me for 51 😬)

Some women think I’m quite handsome (thanks, Grandma!) so hopefully you might, too!

I’m married, plan to stay that way, my kids are grown up and out of the house.

I’m a self-employed (software consultant) making my own hours and prefer daytime assignations.

You: Age is not as important to me as a positive attitude, so younger or older are all encouraged to contact me.

As for body type, please be height/weight proportional

All ethnicities and faiths are welcome

I’m interested in meeting you and doing this for all the right (and many of the equally wrong) reasons.

Mainly, I need someone to laugh (authentically) at my dad jokes. This may be too much to ask of some of you, sorry about that.

I’m passionate and warm, open to new ideas and believe an affair partner is and should be a respected partner in every way.

I believe in respecting boundaries and would be honored to learn more about yours.

If we connect on Reddit I’m happy to move to another messaging platform to discreetly share pictures. Continuing to click, a coffee meetup would be in order. No pressure at any time.

Thank you for attending my TED Talk. (Yes, I know that’s overused by now 😃)

Hope to hear from you soon. 👋🏻

Wishing you all the best of luck and happiness in 2024, no matter what.