1. I’m handsome and fit. 5’10” 185lb, 7.5” No beer gut, floppy ass or cellulite. I have a great smile, nice eyes and a nice package overall. Photographic proof available upon request.

2. I smell nice. I assure you that I shower daily, I’m a non-smoker and free of any odd odors that certain hygiene challenged guys possess. Downey is a staple in my laundry routine.

3. I love to please. One my My favorite things is the female orgasm, I’m very orally talented and would like to work with you and your partner to develop a multi orgasmic situation.

4. No drama. Who has time for that? We’re all adults here… you have to cancel our meet.. no problem, let’s figure out another time, can’t text for a while…no worries, let me know when you’re free. This is supposed to be fun right? Let’s keep it that way.

5. I put the FRIEND in Friends With Benefits. Maybe you need a show recommendation, I’ve got ‘em. Maybe you need parenting advice, I’ll provide . If you want to vent about your search for other guys, I’m there. Pesky co-workers?… saying ‘that bitch’ is my specialty. Hell, I’ll even provide unbiased relationship advice. I’m here to help.

6. I’m open minded and flexible. Ok with a little guy on guy play, but also good just making it about her. I’m into all kinds of kinks and scenarios. Willing to provide a judgement free zone for any bucket list items you have swirling around in your sexy brains.

7. I’m a good time, even outside of #3. I’m fun, funny with an outgoing personality and will make your comfort my top priority. From what I’ve heard, Meeting guys to join can be stressful so let’s try and alleviate that.

8. I respect your partnership. Not going to try and ‘meet her solo’ or any of that nonsense, unless you’re into that kinda thing. I’m a fan of group play. That’s why we’re here right?

9. I’m here to enhance your fun. Call me your stunt cock. I respect all boundaries and just want you and your partner to have the most erotic time you can have. Nothing but fun should be had.

10. I’m very discreet, privacy and respect for you and your partner is my utmost priority.

References and photos available upon request. I have kik, telegram, text, what’s app and most any other chat method needed. Let me know your preference and let’s have some fun:)