Is your bracket busted before things even get started? Dayton to the Final Four? Akron to the Sweet 16? Who ya rooting for? Do you stay up all weekend watching the madness unfold? Do you have a cheeky bracket name? We wanna hear it!

Let us keep you company! We’re a cheaty group of Ohioans who love to banter, flirt, play the occasional game and just, you know, talk about cheaty things with people who just get it! You might find a friend, or an AP, who knows! Looking to prioritize women, but open to men who are the right fit too!

If you’re interested, please send a CHAT. I will respond in order, provided you respond thoughtfully!

MEN: please be from Ohio

WOMEN: please be from Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky, or West Virginia. Maybe the Buffalo, NY area would work, too.

ALL: please be married, between the ages of 28-60ish, and willing to participate. OPSEC is a must and you will be questioned about your OPSEC practices. You will also have to be willing to verify that you’re a human being.

Come have fun with us :)