Hello there I'm Ed and I'm looking for a childfree monogamous long term relationship. I'm a 5'9" Latino dude from Southern California. Thicc, indoorsy, misanthropic, awkward, overly affectionate, introverted, work in progress, loveable loser and all around weirdo extraordinaire. Charmingly self-deprecating, kinda handsome and armed with useless video game knowledge, and an irreverent, raunchy, and dark sense of humor that can joke about anything, including myself. I'm into cooking, video games (xbox, Switch) firearms (don't actually own any,) I occasionally make my own terrible electronic noise I call music, sci-fi, conspiracy theories, some anime, reading, UFOs, the occult, cryptids, and the paranormal, cannabis friendly, obviously lol.

Relationship wise I'm looking for a monogamous relationship with an attractive, nurturing, clingy, modest, loyal, and honest woman, who doesn't have kids or is even interested in having them. I need kindness, emotional support, intimacy, trust, and lots of communication, and physical affection, I can give as well as I receive. I can be very passionate, think Gómez and Morticia Addams.

Now besides a man that'll love you with all his heart, and be your best friend you'll also get these perks!

Willing to relocate

I can cook, I've spent a fair amount of time in the kitchen heh, and learned a few things

Good at improvising, ghetto ingenuity I call it, being a man of little to no means I just have to make it work sometimes.

Loyal, I'm very slow to trust but once I do you'll have your ride or die

sense of humor, I know I can be morose sometimes but when I'm not I'm typically trying to get you to laugh at anything and everything, really irreverent, and dark sense of humor, mixed with some self-deprecation.

Affection, do you like a guy to show his affection for you? I'm very physically affectionate and don't mind telling you either.

Unsure? Need lots of reassurance? I love giving praise and encouraging the one I love, you'll never have to guess where we stand.

Availability, I know being between jobs has its downsides but that just means more time for you.

I actually want a relationship so I won't run when things get bad, I understand there will be good days as well as bad I'll be there for those too.

Style, short hair, long hair, I may not have much style but you can fix that, I'm up for a change, within reason, you're the one that has to look at me, might as well dress the way you like

Introverted and anxiety ridden, you won't have to worry about talking to other women because they scare me, so does leaving the house so you won't have to worry about me stepping out on you either.

Lead, you want to lead? I have no problem being in a female lead relationship. Want me to take the lead I can do that too, I'm into d/s stuff but only the soft gentle types (IYKYK) but this is not a requirement

So that's my brand of weirdness, I'm basically looking for a long term girlfriend I can be myself with, if you like what you read please add a picture to your response, and I'll send mine as well as I need some degree of physical attraction, let me learn all about you, tell me your favorite food, movie, band, anything and everything. Thank you for your time, good luck and happy hunting.