Hey guys, just got done with my player contract negotiations and thought I'd post them here. If you haven't noticed yet we now have colored titles just by putting your team nickname in the title.

Swisston Snow Shovels May 2014 Roster

• peakman2 - 12i/2 seasons: The Pride of the Plus Plus. This man bleeds U3P. When he's not beating you up with a bloody shovel he's managing NDZ City. Secretly runs the entire server using over 200 alts.

• Lowtuff - 6i/2 seasons: The Brutal Brit, the Jovial Jester, the UK Kangaroo. A man of many names and aliases, his mysteriousness is outmatched only by his British ethnicity.

• neondan99 - 3i/1 season: Neon "Danger" Dan. Another player from the United Kingdom and an avid "God save the Queen"-er. He'll be a reserve player, filling in whenever we need and also relieving players from the ice mid-game.

• lone22wolf - 3i/1 season: The One Man Wolf Pack. Another reserve player, he was raised by wolves and it shows on the ice. His ferocious growling and snarling make up for his lack of language, and the way he eats the losers after each game strikes fear into their hearts.

Go Shovels! :D