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Very attractive, bubbly, and fun couple in Myrtle this weekend. Primarily looking for females and couples. Come and have some drinks with us! Sing some karaoke! Play some darts/pool. And if the vibe is right, well in its you back to the room! 😉
For the single dudes who probably won’t read all of this anyways, we’ll check you guys out. Just know, there are thousands of you, it’s a very competitive field, haha… and we’d MUCH prefer couples or females. That being said… realize that you have zero bargaining power. What we’re offering is the chance for you to come have some fun with us, this weekend, when and where we’re looking to do it. If this doesn’t meet your needs, don’t respond. Below are a few more requirements:
- send face and dick pic on your initial message. If you don’t, you’ve already put yourself in the “ignore pile”. WE WILL NOT MEET YOU WITHOUT SEEING FACE AND DIXM PICS. We won’t send ours first. If you don’t like these conditions, just don’t reply. 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♂️
-She isn’t into beards. If you have a few days of stubble, not a deal breaker. You look like you are a stand-in on duck dynasty, she will pass on you.
-Be trimmed downstairs. If you show up and you are unhygienic and/or untrimmed, you will be asked to leave.
-she isn’t in to dark skinned guys. Save yourself the trouble.
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