Let’s get right to it, we are a sexually deviant couple who are looking to find a like-minded, female or couple, or trans to help us celebrate our 12th anniversary. We are in town til Sunday and hosting and can travel to meet/pick up. While we prefer to find someone who is just trying to party and have possibly an experience you’ll never forget 😈 but we are okay w escorts or sex workers just not the ones who are going to be finessed outta a bag. We can negotiate a price and half up front the rest upon arrival. Also all drinks, smoke, and favors are on us. We know how valuable time is and we won’t waste it. Please, don’t waste ours.

We don’t judge and are very careful and discreet. We are also cool with collabs for OF etc and don’t want any money just tag us for credit if it gets posted but we could talk more about this.

You really won’t find a more in sync, connected, sexy, freaky, laid back couple no matter what or where you’re at. There is NO drama our way. We know what we are getting into to but, we make all decisions together, you either talk to both of us or neither of us. This could change if this develops into a friendship but for now, we ask you respect that we are a couple and we stay together. If one voices any concern at all, we don’t continue. This has never happened on our end but, we have had others who had jealousies that they weren’t up front about with THEIR partner.

We respect boundaries however, we like to match up with others who are also open to just about anything. She is into anything from CNC to eventually trying out her dominant side as she is usually a good little slut for daddy but, we want to experiment with control reversals.

We’re both alpha types or assertive/confident people but we’re not assholes or cocky/conceited. While we prefer some attraction physically, that isn’t our selling point. She is a MILF and has stretch marks which I find sexy as hell and so does she. Please be down to earth as we aren’t perfect and we don’t expect it from you either. That’s not to say either of us are ugly, we do have an OF and have never been rejected.

She recently purchased a strap on and wants to get some practice. We also have other sexual team mates (toys) and invite you to bring your favorites.

Ideally we would like a bi/bi-curious couple or another female or two. I’ve never seen her please another woman and she claims to be just as good or better than me at eating pussy and that says a lot because I’m the only person who has ever ate her pussy til she cried.

While she is not interested in single men, she may make an exception for a single bi/gay bottom who lets her practice thursting with her strap on and one who we both find attractive. She wants to show me how it feels to push yourself and eat whole cocks base to tip. She is a deep throat GOAT and enjoys it so much I have to make her break because otherwise she’d choose my cock filling her throat over literally breathing. I have a curiosity and we both have oral fixations.

Ultimately we want someone or someone’s to party and play with. Anyone want to help us fulfill our fantasies and let us make your fantasies come to life as well? We can discuss all of your needs & wants and find a way to incorporate all of our ideas or we can just set up a safe word and see if we can push your limits and you push ours.

Vanilla, basic, boring, closed minded, or conceited this isn’t for you. Anal, role reversal, atm, squirting, dp(my cock and strap on etc,) creampie, cum swap etc is a MUST! Female unicorns, or bi-couples front of the line. Trans cool, just no single dudes will be entertained.

Verification by video or pic content required and then we can meet you out for a drink and get familiar. Bar or strip club etc is fine. And we drive so hop in w us or we can Uber you to the hotel.

We’re waiting. 😈 tic tok