Thanks to everyone who voted for me and also to those who didn't vote for me but voted their conscience. It's because of you that we have a functional and legitimate government here in Mount Augusta. I will continuously strive to live up to the high standards of fairness required of a Mount Augustan judge. Thanks to those who got me started months and months ago as I wandered from my spawn point near Trenzalore, through New Detroit, into the beautiful city that has become my home: Mount Augusta. Most notably I'd like to recognize ProgrammerDan, who found me my first plot under the former Goodsprings waterway, near what is now the cove; Zaphod, who found me my current plot on the West edge of town; Weishaar, who got me involved in the local economy; and of course all my other friends, acquaintances, and fellow citizens.

Lastly, I'm almost certain it won't happen, but I hope never to see any of you in my courtroom. :P